We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:

1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).




2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).

Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.

Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):

I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python

Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:

I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!

The exact challenge:

1. 
   

   Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.

   
   
   

   • Assume there is no ending punctuation.

   
   

   • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.

   
   



2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.

Other stuff:

• This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.




• Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.




• Have fun!

Leaderboard

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• The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...




• The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.

For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).

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Jelly, 20 bytes

œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;

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A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.

Ruby -p, 32 bytes

-p takes input from STDIN as $_ and outputs it at the end. sub is a function that performs a regex substitution on $_.

sub /I'm(.*)/,"Hi\1, I'm Ruby!"

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brainfuck, 164

,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.

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The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.

J, 27 bytes

', I''m J!',~'Hi',i.&' '}.]

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Python 3, 35 bytes

lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"

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